Is Osama Dead?
Moments after President Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden, doubters appeared demanding evidence. They wanted to see a photo or video. They thought it was too convenient that his body was dumped into the Arabian Sea. I’ve read people who said that the USA faked the moon landing, so this could obviously be faked, too.
These people should collectively be identified as idiots. I have far more faith in the existence of idiots than massive government coverups. The logic is pretty simple. There are just too many people involved to keep the operation a secret. Sooner or later, the truth comes out. That very fact is what lead to the raid on bin Laden’s home and his death at the hands of U.S. Navy Seals.
However, let’s say that these government conspiracy theorists were right and the hundreds, if not thousands, of analysts, service members, politicians and other government people could actually keep every aspect of this story a secret. Doesn’t anyone think that bin Laden, if he were alive, would pop up like a whack-a-mole and taunt the USA for missing him once again? He’s done it before, releasing his recordings a couple of times per year.
This is the simple logic. If you claim to have killed someone, you need to make sure they’re dead so they don’t prove you wrong in the eyes of the world. I have absolutely no qualms about believing that Osama bin Laden is dead. If his faith is true, there are 72 virgins right now going “Eew, you mean I have to fuck him?”
Let’s hope those virgins are goats.
